the things we do for life

Miserable day From emja69 ^Pro in emja69 Blog (39 minutes old)

What a totally boring and miserable day. I've been so bored. Unfortunately that makes me think about my pain, then I get miserable and then I can't be bothered to do anything apart from eat then I'm m… more

No Sex-Were British! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (7 hours old)

London – Westminster: A bill passed Parliament today, outlawing the possession of "extreme pornography" is set to become law next week. However the law, which encompasses 'violent sexual act’s could… more

Orange Fruit Juice Causes Influenza Shock! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (7 hours old)

United Kingdom – Oxford – A Scientific report released today by UK Scientists contains startling new information in reference to orange juice and the common cold. Experiments conducted by Oxford … more

I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (12 hours old)

Time was being called on the reality TV programme 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' after former Eastenders star Lucy Benjamin was brutally clubbed to death and eaten. The drama unfolded after… more

Rub it in why don't ya From trintrin1x in Trinax (12 hours old)

It is one of natalies pals 18th birthday today,Natalie just told me she got a car from her parents as one of her presents,It sort of pale's Natalies piddly birthday present into significance,"sigh" It… more

Turkey or Chicken "Sausage" Rolls From stmss in CHRISTMAS (13 hours old)

Turkey "Sausage" Rolls (makes 30 small rolls) These are very moist because of the added apple and vegetables and healthier than the sausagemeat variety. You can prepare them before Christmas … more

Sparkling Beaded Snowflake From stmss in CHRISTMAS (14 hours old)

Sparkling Beaded Snowflake I like simple things that children can help to make-remember though with young children they need to be supervised at all times. You'll Need: Scissors Silve… more

Words From The Couple From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (22 hours old)

They even use the same phone...I find that so reassuring that he texts me, as does she on the same phone; there is no jealousy or conflict, they are utterly comfortable and very much in love with each… more

Think i will walk thanks From trintrin1x in Trinax (23 hours old)

On the way to the shopping centre with my sis today, she was driving along quite the thing (like a maniac as usual) but the street she was on was exceptionaly bumpy and i said "For goodness sake" as i… more

Dress sorted for Saturday From trintrin1x in Trinax (1 day old)

So it ended up i didn't go into town today as Natalie didn't want to go because it was raining,I met up with my big sis and we went to the big shoping centre near hers,It had a "Topshop" and that is w… more

Fire! From LissaT ^Pro in Clarissa et al. (1 day old)

What a day! A new workshop in a new location in the hall so a little bit on edge with thoughts of whether it will run smoothly. At least in the morning it wasn't my particular worry with Katie deli… more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more

Viagra Spill Revives Loch Ness! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Scotland-Inverness — A Coastal freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra heading for Inverness struck a submerged rock outcrop and sank in Loch Ness today. As a result… more

Email limit? From stmss in widgets (1 day old)

Is there an add-on or a widget that allows someone to increase their email/PM allowance? BCUK only allows you to send 1000 (even if you answer someone's message that comes off your total) and I am per… more

Blue is a KNOB From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (1 day old)

I awoke this morning and little Sportacus was complaining of a headache...he was burning up actually and I suggested he popped back to bed. 'No Mummy, just give me some medicine.' I love Calpol. … more

Englishman Found Guilty of Sexual Breach of the Peace. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Following last week's barmy decision by a District Judge in Wales that a man who masturbated with a Tricycle in a hotel room was guilty of sexual breach of the peace, another District Judge in Wal… more

You can't believe the Telegraph... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

They have this fine picture of a lenticular cloud, here... Underneath, the text says... Sometimes likened to UFOs, lenticular clouds are usually created by gravity waves. No, they are not… more

Stolen Pregnancy Diaries Appear Online! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Kent: When four women from Bromley sat down to document their experiences of first-time pregnancy and childbirth, their instinct was to be as blunt on paper as they were with each other. However … more

Ägypten fürchtet H1N1-Virus From PercyGermany in Allah , der Koran und ich (1 day old)

Im Gesundheitsministerium herrscht Alarmstimmung. In diesem Jahr gibt es Reisebeschränkungen, um die Verbreitung der Grippe einzudämmern. VON KARIM EL-GAWHARY Einmal im Leben sollte jeder erwachs… more

von Ägypten nach Mekka From PercyGermany in PercyGermany™ - Leipzig Frankfurt / Luxor / Aswan (1 day old)

Ägypten fürchtet H1N1-Virus Im Gesundheitsministerium herrscht Alarmstimmung. In diesem Jahr gibt es Reisebeschränkungen, um die Verbreitung der Grippe einzudämmern. VON KARIM EL-GAWHARY Einmal im… more

Pilgerfahrt nach Mekka From PercyGermany in zur Hauptseite: www.AegyptenBlog.blog.de (1 day old)

Ägypten fürchtet H1N1-Virus Im Gesundheitsministerium herrscht Alarmstimmung. In diesem Jahr gibt es Reisebeschränkungen, um die Verbreitung der Grippe einzudämmern. VON KARIM EL-GAWHARY Einmal im… more

Thank you for loyalty From stmss in Gratitude Blog (1 day old)

I cherish those moments when I can show loyalty to my friends,colleagues and family and when they can do the same for me. It is a blessed quality when someone is 'brave and true' to use jollyweez's ex… more

Katie Price Admits Masturbation Habit. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

London: 31-year-old former glamour model, television personality and businesswoman Katie Price revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book "Rogue Woman" that she frequently masturbates. … more

Women are an Endangered Species! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

London: Professor Christopher Sheasby O.B.E, Principal Director of Public Health for the United Kingdom has placed women between the ages of 25 to 49 years of age on the Departments endangered speci… more

Breakie From trintrin1x in Trinax (1 day old)

I was starving when i got up this morning,So i had some breakfast which is unusual for me,Jade said "Mum you are having breakfast" I had toast and mackrel in tomato sauce and it was delishious,All Jad… more

Annoying Amazon From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

I find them really useful when I'm selling special Lego sets like Cybermaster. So I was cross today when I had an email from them saying some nonsense about how they were having some sort of Christ… more

A good day From emja69 ^Pro in emja69 Blog (1 day old)

Well today has been enjoyable. I wasn't sure if it was going to be or not as I had soooo much trouble waking up then the same problem trying to stay awake. My mum decided to cheer me up with a trip to… more

Winter Balls From JessicaSmith ^Pro in Jessica Smith (2 days old)

Ok so I am assisting some friends with a marketing project involving Balls for Walls.... So to brighten up your walls this Winter http://www.balls4walls.co.uk … more

mortalcoil not shuffled off just yet. From Ischbel in Ischbel Blog (2 days old)

Well, after dropping B at school, went to doctors re my utter conviction that I was suffering from terminal cervical cancer. Hugely relieved to discover this is not the case and can look at the worl… more

Another cullinary delight From trintrin1x in Trinax (2 days old)

I have made home made cottage pie for dinner tonight,We will see how it goes down,Or not as the case may be xx… more