Sat next to two mums in the playgraaaand today moaning about their kids and Christmas coming??!!***

Ent got a fekkin clue what to get em this year. I sed to him, I sed, thassit right. I ent spending more than £250 each on um this year.

Each??£250 EACH???
We spend more or less that figure on Christmas ALL TOGETHER? Food, presents - the whole lot. Lucky if the children get more than about £20 each spending on them.
It's because we don't love them enough. The more you love your kids, the more money you spend on them, right? So that everyone else can see how much money you've got, and how much you love your kids.
Shit, we are such neglectful, inconsiderate parents. We still eat together as well.

F*ck me, no wonder our kids have such twisted minds.