Saturday
An uncharacteristically, bright and sunny morning
Took Alice to a schoolfriend's party at the "Megabowl".
What a Godforsaken, awful place. When it came time to pick her up, I couldn't go in, but stood tentatively in the lobby waiting for her to emerge from the darkness.
There were several parties being hosted at the same time.
One boy came out, complaining to his Dad.
"Ooh, ow, Dad. This sun is really hurtin' my eyes! It burns..."
What a w*nker.
I think you'll find its the flashing neon blue lights and mile-square video screens that are hurting your eyes.
She was in there for nearly THREE hours, so we had plenty of time for a visit to a nearby park.
Obscene graffiti.
I like street art, Some guys have talent.
Rachel B s*s her dad's Ck, is not so clever.
And considerably more difficult to explain to a nine year old.
Took a detour on the way back to walk through Mill Mead along the stream.
Blissfully quiet.
I do love Southampton's Greenways, its just such a crying shame the council don't back up their initiative with maintenance and regular visits to the sites.
Had Grey Wagtail and Nuthatch within a few seconds, and then tracked down 50 Siskins in the alders.
Superb views of these charming finches that I haven't seen close up for many years.
Funny how you never forget what they sound like.
Then lunch at Tesco. A ridiculous example of how using 14 yr old staff on a Saturday is actually costing them money.
No queue, so at the hot food counter I ordered egg and beans on toast twice for the little ones and a couple of mozarella paninis for me and Trx.
She was unnervingly gorgeous.
Talk to the two yr old. Too much eye contact.
Then picked up sandwiches for Flo, drinks, cake and tea and went to the checkout. There was the girl with the other braincell.
She was unnervingly gorgeous.
"Hiya! What you got then?
Sandwiches bleep bleep, two teas bleep bleep..."
Anything else?
No spoon with a number on, no little plastic thingy?
"No no, that's it."
"Cool. £5.80 please. Bleep bleep"
Chat chat. Scary smile.
"Thank you"
Ten minutes later, spacechick number three wanders around the café calling "two paninis, two kids beans"
That's me.
"Thanks. Enjoy your meal."
For £5.80 we did...












